He should be renamed Benicio Del Lobo

Benicio Del Toro has been all over the place doing promo for "Che" thereby inspiring these side-by-sides.

Enjoy!

Sight for Sore Eyes

Nothing says happy Monday quite like a side by side.

New York Governor David Paterson meet Washington Wizards Coach Ed Tapscott.

Food Wear

It's 9:10 and I haven't had breakfast yet. I open my inbox to discover an email containing the Hamburger Dress by Joy Kampia.

Pretty cruel. And delicious!

This is the latest item in an exchange I've been having with a California friend about food inspired clothing.

Check out the other items, you might find your next Christmas gift here at AinA.


Please enjoy the insanely real looking felted bacon scarf by Etsy user chrischunski and the tasty looking sausage link scarf by Shutterkate

And of course, since we're talking bacon, where would we be without a BLT!

Equally Nauseating

This side by side might give me nightmares. The homoerotic pictures available in a quick Google Image Search for Clay Aiken and the mug shots for Paul Reubens are enough to make anyone gag.

Enjoy. If that's possible.

A Chin Only a Mother Could Love

I enjoy late night television and this post is in homage to the 11:30-12:30 slot.

Buzz definitely gets to wear a cooler suit but Jay does have all those amazing cars.

Damn You All to Hell!

As an avid NBC4 news watcher, I am often informed of free giveaways and specials by newscasts. Weeks ago Doreen Gentzler shared with the public that if you went to Z Burger in Tenleytown and at the register said to the cashier "Shaaazam!" you'd receive a free burger. This information is obviously vital to my survival.

Similarly, I recently learned from a NBC4 broadcast that Dr. Pepper was going to uphold its promise to give a free soda to everyone in America if "Chinese Democracy" was released this year. Weee! Free Dr. P!

Or not.

I was thirsty. I Googled. And sadly, I'm still thirsty.

I found the website to sign up for the coupon (which would be delivered promptly in 4-6 weeks) and this is what showed up on my screen:



Crap. Jibberish. What the fuck?

Bottom line? No free Dr. Pepper...
Sad day, folks. Sad day.

Predamanwhoopi

Yeah, so what if I went there?

Arod Ruins Everything

I first saw this a few weeks ago. I love me some Guitar Hero but honestly, this just leaves a really bad taste in my mouth. Almost don't want to buy it anymore. Almost...

Chris Bosh: A Retrospective

Chris Bosh is team leader for the Toronto Raptors. He was also a valued member of the Olympic "Redeem Team". While he often fell into foul trouble and his shooting percentage was less than stellar, having him on the bench as I watched the Olympics was nice. If for nothing else that in stressful moments at the end of a game I could look at the team bench and see Chris Bosh and immediately think of Jurassic Park. He is a friggen modern day velociraptor.

Please enjoy this set of side-by-sides.

Look at that bone structure!

With his speed and impressive vertical leap, Bosh uses his velociraptor attributes to succeed in the NBA.

This shit is just deadly. Look at those murderous eyes!

Mouth poised for the kill.

Chris Bosh: 1
King James: 0

I rest my case.

Solid work with Crayolas

One of my favorite people in the world who is a First Grade Teacher sent me this picture earlier today.

A student in her class who previously demonstrated the propensity to create drawings like those in Superbad was at it again.

This time, his work was copyrighted.

One has to wonder at age 6 what on earth he's doing drawing Master Shake and Frylock. Obviously he's been exposed to the awesomeness that is Adult Swim at his tender young age. Will he be the next Seth McFarland? One can only hope...Bottom line, this child straight up rocks.

Bravo Producers STILL Rock

Somehow the Top Chef producers managed to find a chef who hails from the giggle worthy establishment of DiLido Beach Club who resembles Jesse Spencer, also known as Dr. Robert Chase on House.

Meet Jeff McInnis of Niceville, Florida. Yes, I said it. Niceville.

Thank you again to the Bravo producers. You've done your work brilliantly and it will pay off in dividends. Because yes, I speak for the 18-24 female demographic.

Bravo Producers Rock

Meet Carla Hall, chef and owner of Alchemy Caterers. While Carla enjoys enjoys creating memorable comfort dishes with fresh, seasonal and local ingredients we enjoy thinking of Carla as part of the cast of Ice Age. Hello Sid!

Go figure.

Top Chef Marathons Inspire Genius

Marcel Vigneron, Top Chef Season 2 Runner Up

Hugh Jackman a la Wolverine

Marcelverine

House is great, the Steelers last night? Not so much...

Pittsburg Steelers Head Coach Mike Tomlin

House character Dr. Foreman/Omar Epps

Coach Foreman

This makes me happy

David Gregory, White House Correspondent

Yedi, apelike cryptid said to inhabit the Himalayan region of Nepal and Tibet.

David Gredi

Rock 'em Sock 'em...Foot?

This unnamed foot has knuckles. Enjoy.
Oh and sorry about the cackling...



Sadly this just reminds me of a trick my mother played on me as a child when she had me convinced that a lobster with a pencil propped in between its rubber banded claws wrote my name when I wasn't looking. Twisted, right?

There is a God

Coming soon to a lazy alcoholic near you!

The 14 MPH Scooter

"This rechargeable electric scooter holds up to 24 cans of your favorite beverages, along with 8 pounds of ice right under your bum. There’s even a cup holder right between your legs so you can have a can of the cold stuff for yourself. If sitting on a cooler doesn’t sound very comfortable to you, there’s an optional padded seat that bolts on for about $30.

The three-wheeled vehicle can hold up to 300lbs and propel you down the road at up to 14 miles per hour. You’ll be able to drive about 15 miles on a single charge. While I’m not certain if this thing is street-legal, it’s probably fine for tooling around the parking lot at the stadium, delivering cold brews to your buddies."

Just delicious.

The studio would smell worse

I couldn't help myself.

I'm sorry.

It all went downhill after Circle of Friends

Minnie Driver = Chipmunk cheeks

Minnimunk

As if

For those of you unfamiliar with Bob's Stores, they are a chain of department stores in the Northeast that "offer great values on the brands of footwear, casualwear and activewear and footwear you want, all in one place, under one roof."

I generally <3 Bob's. Until I received this eBlast.

Two young, attractive Patriots fans would NEVER play catch with a child wearing an Eli Manning jersey. Just wouldn't happen.

Unless of course the man is laughing as the ball is mid air because he about to clock the child with it and the girl is sadistically smiling because the scent of violence is in the air.

Or, Bob's Stores marketing department stumbled on this one.

Or, I'm oversensitive and crazy.

You be the judge.