He should be renamed Benicio Del Lobo

Benicio Del Toro has been all over the place doing promo for "Che" thereby inspiring these side-by-sides.

Enjoy!

Sight for Sore Eyes

Nothing says happy Monday quite like a side by side.

New York Governor David Paterson meet Washington Wizards Coach Ed Tapscott.

Equally Nauseating

This side by side might give me nightmares. The homoerotic pictures available in a quick Google Image Search for Clay Aiken and the mug shots for Paul Reubens are enough to make anyone gag.

Enjoy. If that's possible.

A Chin Only a Mother Could Love

I enjoy late night television and this post is in homage to the 11:30-12:30 slot.

Buzz definitely gets to wear a cooler suit but Jay does have all those amazing cars.

Predamanwhoopi

Yeah, so what if I went there?

Chris Bosh: A Retrospective

Chris Bosh is team leader for the Toronto Raptors. He was also a valued member of the Olympic "Redeem Team". While he often fell into foul trouble and his shooting percentage was less than stellar, having him on the bench as I watched the Olympics was nice. If for nothing else that in stressful moments at the end of a game I could look at the team bench and see Chris Bosh and immediately think of Jurassic Park. He is a friggen modern day velociraptor.

Please enjoy this set of side-by-sides.

Look at that bone structure!

With his speed and impressive vertical leap, Bosh uses his velociraptor attributes to succeed in the NBA.

This shit is just deadly. Look at those murderous eyes!

Mouth poised for the kill.

Chris Bosh: 1
King James: 0

I rest my case.

Bravo Producers STILL Rock

Somehow the Top Chef producers managed to find a chef who hails from the giggle worthy establishment of DiLido Beach Club who resembles Jesse Spencer, also known as Dr. Robert Chase on House.

Meet Jeff McInnis of Niceville, Florida. Yes, I said it. Niceville.

Thank you again to the Bravo producers. You've done your work brilliantly and it will pay off in dividends. Because yes, I speak for the 18-24 female demographic.

Bravo Producers Rock

Meet Carla Hall, chef and owner of Alchemy Caterers. While Carla enjoys enjoys creating memorable comfort dishes with fresh, seasonal and local ingredients we enjoy thinking of Carla as part of the cast of Ice Age. Hello Sid!

Go figure.

Top Chef Marathons Inspire Genius

Marcel Vigneron, Top Chef Season 2 Runner Up

Hugh Jackman a la Wolverine

Marcelverine

House is great, the Steelers last night? Not so much...

Pittsburg Steelers Head Coach Mike Tomlin

House character Dr. Foreman/Omar Epps

Coach Foreman

This makes me happy

David Gregory, White House Correspondent

Yedi, apelike cryptid said to inhabit the Himalayan region of Nepal and Tibet.

David Gredi

The studio would smell worse

I couldn't help myself.

I'm sorry.

It all went downhill after Circle of Friends

Minnie Driver = Chipmunk cheeks

Minnimunk

Where's Cole Hamels?

Cole Hamels = Waldo*

*The series of children's books released by Martin Handford was titled differently by country release.

So in essence, Cole Hamels could actually be Waldo in the US and Canada; Wally in Portugal, Brazil, Italy and the UK; Charlie in France and Quebec; Holger in Denmark; Valli in Iceland; or Walter in Korea.

Why do the Mets suck so much in the month of September?

Jerry Manuel, Manager of the Mets
or...

Morgan Freeman

Not that we're saying he belongs in a zoo, but...

Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr. = Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton = Monkey
Perezonkey

The Horse Face

In a quick Google search, I discovered a phenomenal website devoted (lovingly) to SJPs horseface, definitely worth checking out.

Tori Spelling, Sarah Jessica Parker, Hillary Duff = equine

March of the Garcia?

Ordinarily penguins are cute.
Ordinarily.

Andy Garcia = maniacal penguin
Andy GarPenguin

This makes her much cooler by association

Nicole Scherzinger = Crush from Nemo

Rhiannaffe

Here at Abstinence in Alexandria, we believe and attempt to convince others that everyone has an animal twin.

There are times when these similarities are striking.

And then there are times when these similarities are down right weird.