Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Jumpin Jehosaphat!

I have been remiss!

I failed to discuss my encounter with a tonsil stone. For those not familiar with xWong or with Tonsillolith, click here. Since I don't dislike any of my readers, I won't post pictures. Rather, I'll describe The Tonsil Stone Incident.

xWong, being the giver that she is, had been saving up a tonsil stone for our rendezvous in Las Vegas. She made empty promises on night after night until one fateful evening. xWong came out of the bathroom bearing a tonsil stone. Harmless looking until squished.

The smell? To quote others:
"Oh the humanity! What a smell. If you’ve never smooshed and smelled one, they’re like puke and rotten food mixed together."

"They're harmless globs of bacteria, dead cells, food, etc. They smell like rotting sulfer/eggs. They are great fun to play with."

xWong, I love ya but no more squishing of the tonsil stones near me. I can now join the likes of Ron Burgundy in knowing the actual scent of BigFoot's dick.

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