Thursday, October 30, 2008

This makes me happy


David Gregory, White House Correspondent

Yedi, apelike cryptid said to inhabit the Himalayan region of Nepal and Tibet.

David Gredi

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Rock 'em Sock 'em...Foot?

This unnamed foot has knuckles. Enjoy.
Oh and sorry about the cackling...



Sadly this just reminds me of a trick my mother played on me as a child when she had me convinced that a lobster with a pencil propped in between its rubber banded claws wrote my name when I wasn't looking. Twisted, right?

There is a God

Coming soon to a lazy alcoholic near you!

The 14 MPH Scooter

"This rechargeable electric scooter holds up to 24 cans of your favorite beverages, along with 8 pounds of ice right under your bum. There’s even a cup holder right between your legs so you can have a can of the cold stuff for yourself. If sitting on a cooler doesn’t sound very comfortable to you, there’s an optional padded seat that bolts on for about $30.

The three-wheeled vehicle can hold up to 300lbs and propel you down the road at up to 14 miles per hour. You’ll be able to drive about 15 miles on a single charge. While I’m not certain if this thing is street-legal, it’s probably fine for tooling around the parking lot at the stadium, delivering cold brews to your buddies."

Just delicious.








Friday, October 17, 2008

The studio would smell worse


I couldn't help myself.
I'm sorry.

It all went downhill after Circle of Friends



Minnie Driver = Chipmunk cheeks
Minnimunk

As if


For those of you unfamiliar with Bob's Stores, they are a chain of department stores in the Northeast that "offer great values on the brands of footwear, casualwear and activewear and footwear you want, all in one place, under one roof."

I generally <3 Bob's. Until I received this eBlast.

Two young, attractive Patriots fans would NEVER play catch with a child wearing an Eli Manning jersey. Just wouldn't happen.

Unless of course the man is laughing as the ball is mid air because he about to clock the child with it and the girl is sadistically smiling because the scent of violence is in the air.

Or, Bob's Stores marketing department stumbled on this one.

Or, I'm oversensitive and crazy.

You be the judge.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

For the love of all things holy...

InStyle you should be ashamed. Emailing me a "Special Election Edition" of the Hollywood Hair Report so that I can try on a trademark hairstyle of Sarah Palin, Michelle Obama, Cindy McCain or Hillary Clinton.

Remarks can be made here about how we should be attempting to elevate the political discourse in our country. Focusing on the economic and energy crises.

But instead, I can try on Sarah Palin's hair.

Superb :)

Don't worry everyone, this is the extent of my political ambition.

It is also frightening as all get out.

Where's Cole Hamels?

Cole Hamels = Waldo*

*The series of children's books released by Martin Handford was titled differently by country release.

So in essence, Cole Hamels could actually be Waldo in the US and Canada; Wally in Portugal, Brazil, Italy and the UK; Charlie in France and Quebec; Holger in Denmark; Valli in Iceland; or Walter in Korea.