Top Chef is great and all but this is much better

Padma Lakshmi = Praying Mantis

Padmantis

Jumpin Jehosaphat!

I have been remiss!

I failed to discuss my encounter with a tonsil stone. For those not familiar with xWong or with Tonsillolith, click here. Since I don't dislike any of my readers, I won't post pictures. Rather, I'll describe The Tonsil Stone Incident.

xWong, being the giver that she is, had been saving up a tonsil stone for our rendezvous in Las Vegas. She made empty promises on night after night until one fateful evening. xWong came out of the bathroom bearing a tonsil stone. Harmless looking until squished.

The smell? To quote others:
"Oh the humanity! What a smell. If you’ve never smooshed and smelled one, they’re like puke and rotten food mixed together."

"They're harmless globs of bacteria, dead cells, food, etc. They smell like rotting sulfer/eggs. They are great fun to play with."

xWong, I love ya but no more squishing of the tonsil stones near me. I can now join the likes of Ron Burgundy in knowing the actual scent of BigFoot's dick.

Hot Frogs in the City

National Geographic currently has a live exhibit that showcases frogs from throughout the world.

During a recent lunch hour, we stopped by to take in the amphibian paradise. I'd visited earlier in the week and greatly enjoyed some highly venomous, neon frogs. See photo at left, thank you Sarah.

My second visit was slightly more dramatic as you'll see from the short clip below. Even the frogs have realized that spring is in the air. Oh and I should mention that the audio is the critical part...

Froggy Style
filmed by Anna
titled by Liz

Creed is that you?

Normally I save musings regarding any bathroom activitiy for conversations with Christina; however, I feel compelled to share this gem with everyone.

I just used the ladies facilities in our office building and was immediately shocked on entering seeing these shoes under a stall door. Really? I mean, seriously?

These shoes are simply not okay. This isn't a hospital, you are not a nurse. You work in an office and really, there are much more attractive, comfort footwear options.

These shoes call into question your gender. And having seen enough episodes of The Office, are you Creed? Happily (sketchily) using the women's bathroom? I really just don't know. And frankly it scares the hell out of me.

Am I paranoid? Undoubtedly.
Are the shoes hideous? Undoubtedly.

Thirst is the craving for liquids, resulting in the basic human instinct of humans or animals to drink

The Reef Dram Sandal takes today's So Wrong It's Right award. Oh the ingenuity...

Product Description
Check this out the Reef Men's Dram Sandal features a flask in the heel so you can smuggle your moonshine into any sporting event, concert, or even a boring lecture. Reef incorporated a polyurethane-encapsulated canteen in the heel that opens with the included church key/fin key. How dope is that? But the Drams don't stop there. These flip-flops' synthetic nubuck uppers and compression-molded EVA uppers are mad comfortable and they won't get thrashed by the water, which makes the Dram Sandals great for boating or chilling on the beach.

Kitty-licious

In case you weren't sure, this video is so wrong it's Heaven.

When Diet Coke Attacks!

A castle of Diet Coke cans piled higher than Gumby in an office work station?

Not okay.